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John Kerry, D-Mass., rubs his faces as he listens to Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., speak during his confirmation hearing to become the next top diplomat, replacing Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, Thursday, Jan. 24, 2013, on Capitol Hill in Washington. Kerry is likely to face friendly questioning on a smooth path to approval before the committee he has served on for 28 years and led for the past four.  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National Guard troops that Perry dispatched to the border are being kept busy trying clean up the sites of the governor's various mishaps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://cretoniatimes.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rickperryseanhannity2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rickperryseanhannity</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://cretoniatimes.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rickperry44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rickperry44</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://cretoniatimes.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rickperry77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rickperry77</image:title><image:caption>This isn't the first time Governor Perry accidentally depleted his base. 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