“Daddy, why are dogs so much better than human beings?”
“Because son, dogs aren’t raised to look down on other dogs or people because they are of a different race, religion, social status, or because they are poor. Besides, dogs are able to lick their own genitals, which reduces stress and makes life much less complex.”
“Thanks Dad. That makes perfect sense.”
“Anytime, son.”
The Cretonia Times-Picayune 
That was awesome.
Thanks dude! Dog is my copilot!
Uh… that was either funny or you are dyslexic and it isn’t…
Not dyslexic. (At this time)
good, hey, pop over and leave one comment… we are trying to break the record for most comments on one post…
Dyslexia only kicks in after mismanagement of alcohol-chemical balance in my bloodstream, and since I’ve had so much practice over the years, it rarely happens.
But it was fun back in the day!
On Sun, Jan 26, 2014 at 1:17 PM, jerry dickers
I know all about that
Will do.
yay… sorry for the shameless plug, but we are making history!
Anytime I can help brother.
thanks again
I’m afraid of a world run by people who were never spanked as a kid and given a trophy just for participating.